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The person who always parks in the same spot

" Our astronaut is treating those browser windows like they're the stairs at El Toro - technically possible to jump

Pre-shrunk fabric (unlike prohibition agents' effectiveness at actually stopping alcohol consumption)

Professors who enjoy watching students' minds expand when introduced to Wheeler's concepts

the most beautiful syntax in the world is the one framed by palm trees and an endless horizon

I Can't I'm Busy Thinking T-Shirt | Scientific Brain Processing Size:L The person who always parksDescription Establish proper intellectual boundaries with our "I CAN'T I'M BUSY THINKING" cognitive resource allocation manifesto because apparently someone looked at the modern expectation for immediate social availability and thought, "You know what this needs? A professional grade excuse that treats human consciousness like a high performance computing system with limited processing bandwidth, where casual requests for attention compete directly